Eating Pizza Oven is a Pivotal Moment in your Life

    There are 8 Pizza Oven locations around the Canton, Oh area.  Go to all 8 in one day and complete the Pizza Octathon!  Zeke and I completed the Octathon.  There is a deal down there in Canton, you can trade money (like dollar bills and stuff) for their pizza.  This is a daily thing.  It like ripping them off, because their pizza is worth way more than money.  I believe this deal, trading money for pizza, is available to the public as well.
 Bob's Review
     We all must face death some day.  We cannot avoid it.  As our life dwindles away and our saggy skin starts to tear, retrospectively, we will look at our lives.  Ideas will flow through our heads. "I spent too much time at the office." "I should have spent more time with my family."  "I should have had more Pizza Oven."   Then, the realization that Pizza Oven is better than your career or your family sets in...   And you'll have to ask yourself one day, "Did I have enough Pizza Oven in my life?   

     The time your kids were born. The day you got married.  Graduation Day.  Your first kiss.  The second time you got married.
     All these landmarks in your life will slowly take the backseat to the first time you had Pizza Oven.


Pizza Oven gets a perfect score.  10 out of 10 flying dragons.  If you disagree, you're a stupid piece of shit.  

Zeke's Review
Tonight the favor of the gods shown on me as I got to eat some Pizza Oven pizza. When presented with 2 slices of sausage pizza and pepporoni pizza the first thing one notices is how much sausage is on this. One would call this a sausage fest in your mouth! Even better than the amount of meat you get to place in your mouth, is that it all tastes great. The sausage overpowers some of the sauce flavoring, however I think that works for the better. I give Pizza Oven's Sausage pizza my first perfect score : 10/10 glow in the dark raves. And the pepperoni, while one of the best pizzas I have ever tasted does not quite live up to the sausage it receives a 8/10.

This could never go wrong!

win.

Oh, Is that what you sell? Smh

I hope that's made out of a real pizza.

Basil's Grill and Tavern

     The first recorded taco party was in 1520.  I wasn't there, but I did take a trip to tacoland today.
     Good food is worth traveling for.  So today, Zeke and I went the extra mile.  Well, according to Google Maps, we went 2 miles.  Destination: Elyria's own Basil's Grill and Tavern to check out the 3 tacos for a $1.  We ordered 15 tacos and a pitcher of Pepsi because that's the cheapest route.  In order to receive the 3 tacos for $1, you have to purchase a drink along with the tacos.

   

6 of the 15 tacos 

     15 hard shells, filled with a decent portion of seasoned ground beef, shredded cheese, fresh lettuce, a few tomatoes and optional jalapenos later, we were both satisfied.  Basil's supplied us with large squirt bottles of taco sauce and sour cream to customize our tacos.  All together, the meal was... GOOD.  It definitely surpasses the over popular taco chain that made sharting so popular in the first place.   

     With a total bill of 11 dollars and some change, I felt great after stuffing my facehole with the Mexican inspired dish.  A 2 mile bike ride home and I didn't have a sore stomach, feel over-stuffed, or have the urge to vomit.  I felt quite nice actually.  We highly recommend stopping in at Basil's on Mondays for the taco special.

The total experience gets 6 out of 10 Flying Dragons.

Here is a picture of a micro pig!