There is only one way to make sure Pizza Oven really was the best pizza we ever had. We had to get it again. I walked into Pizza Oven. I asked the guy behind the counter, "Is this really the best pizza in the world?" He replied, "Yes."
Zeke's Review
Pizza Oven, for the second time in one week is a sign that you are a worthy person. Thank you for this Blessing Co-sharter Bobby Miller. Upon eating a delicious slice of this sausage fest (see review one) one realizes how truly amazing Pizza Oven from Canton, Ohio is. Here are just a few examples.
Pizza Oven is so good, that couples eating it, has brought the divorce rate down 20 percent. Pizza Oven is so good, that the two towers would not have been attacked in 2001 if there was a Pizza Oven inside of them. All respect the holy ground that is a pizza oven. This sausage pizza still receives a 10 out of 10 white girls trying to twerk youtube videos. Now I challenge you to not pour ice water on your head, but go eat some Pizza Oven.
Bob's Review
Only one thing can make me forget about the world trade centers being blown up by our own people years ago today. It's the taste of Pizza Oven. It's the best food I've ever had. Serve that shit at my funeral. Pizza Oven gets a 10 out of 10 conspiracy theories.
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